voted most likely to be published:

~ can't stop, won't stop. ~ robert b, chevy chase, md
~ sheep are dumb ~ gretchen,  falls church, va
~ every bob has zen one day ~ bob, computer room
~ bob dod ~ bob dob, southern california
~ don't be a slob, be a bob ~ chris r, las vegas, nv
~ if it weren't for the fortune, i'd have nothing to do with the cookie ~ chris z,  las vegas, nv
~ r  u a bobbygaurd ~ bob, denver, co
~ nothing is a dirty trick if it is funny enough ~ judi,  las vegas
~ if you're too open minded, your brains will fall out ~ sandra, ramona
~ in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane ~ david e, oakland, ca
~ ice cream has no bones ~ snappy d, pompano beach, fl
~ we know how important it is to know bob ~ bob knows best
~ i see stick people ~ joshua t, mesa, az
~ i sat on my lunch, and i don't care ~ john s, california
~ no man is an island, but some are pretty darn fat. ~ rick m, brooklyn, ny
~ some days it is ok to excel at mediocrity.  ~julia b, houston, tx
~ erasers scare stick people. ~ mike, phoenix, az 
~ be alert. we all need lerts. ~ agnes m, uk
~ i will eat up all your crackers and your licorice. ~ nick k, honolulu, hi